philosophy.zip

my approach to life, compressed for storage/usage. extract as needed.

• →always put the shopping cart back
• →if you have a rubberband, y-shaped twigs can make for good slingshots
• →in the phrase "music theory" the first word is much more important than the second word
• →wear your own oxygen mask before assisting others
• →guitar soloing isn't about knowing where the right notes are, but knowing how to bend the wrong ones into the right ones

additional philosophies are a wip and should be shipping soon